Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Erma Can't Be Found... Check in Tomorrow

I'm sorry folks, I can't seem to find Erma today. I need clarity of mind, jubilance of soul, (and sometimes a fluffy pillow and an adult beverage)  to write.  At this point, that doesn't seem to be an option given the narcotic syrups, thinners and relievers the doc has me taking round the clock.

I leave you with this thought...... Yes, Virginia, you can empty your bladder and then on the way back from the bathroom, have such a horrific, body racking coughing fit that you wet your pants profusely!!!  The worse part isn't actually the wetting of your pants, but rather, the look the dogs give you when they see what you've done.

Prayers would be greatly accepted.

#ErmaWhereAreYou

 — feeling sick.

1 comment:

  1. Once again .... you have me laughing out loud. I think I'll put this on my next get well card and give big credits to my almost cousin!!! xoxo Joanne

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