Points to Ponder in Life ~ If you're looking for something deeply esoteric, go ahead and pass on by this posting......
- How many times can you turn on the dryer again to "touch up" the load you haven't gotten around to folding yet?
- How many trips can you make to the refrigerator before you actually get what you kept going there for?
- How can there only be two of you in the house (because all of your beloved children have grown into men people and no longer live there) and someone uses the last of the toilet paper but doesn't replace it, and the one who did it blames it on the other?
- How can your spouse continue to tell everyone you are a plant killer when the only time a plant / plants die is when you are out of town and the hubby and beloved sons are the ones who were supposed to water them?
- How can your spouse count it as a mini-vacation when you go out of town to attend one of your parents funeral?
- How can eleven bathroom hand towels disappear completely, and NO ONE knows how, within a couple of days?
- How can a man stand in front of the mirror and say, "Wow, I put on 10 lbs. I need to drop them" give up one slice of toast a morning and a week later get on the scale 10 lbs lighter?
- How can you cook a certain meal (not once a week but at least once a quarter or two) for 30 years and then be told, "hmmmm, I really don't care for this"?
- How can you search for your phone for ten minutes when you finally realize that the missing phone is the one you're having a conversation on?
- How can you lose three out of four pairs of Sam's Club multi-pack readers the day after you purchase them?
- How can you not melt into a pile of goo or a sobbing mess:
- When you look at and smell a newborn baby?
- Cuddle a puppy?
- Realize that your son paid for dinner without you knowing it?
- Ride a horse?
- Look back at photos of your grown men children when they were adorable little boys?
- Watch families bow their heads together?
- Realize how important everyone is in your life?
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